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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Joe Carter's Commonplace</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @joecarter)</generator><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Lesley Gore- “You Don’t Own Me”</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="328" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CmOrWG2FTbg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lesley Gore- “You Don’t Own Me”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/10195374406</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/10195374406</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 02:21:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Aloe Blacc - “I Need a Dollar”</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="249" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iR6oYX1D-0w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aloe Blacc - “I Need a Dollar”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/4791674670</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/4791674670</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 20:45:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liegnmCwis1qztrzoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3999993390</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3999993390</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 04:52:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How to Cheat on High-School History Tests</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DpGiGN72Heo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How to Cheat on High-School History Tests&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3902216722</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3902216722</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:31:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="328" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N9oxmRT2YWw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3879537499</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3879537499</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:31:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(Via: Toothpaste for Dinner)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhkeq0EeZa1qztrzoo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Via: &lt;a href="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/index.php?date=030411" target="_blank"&gt;Toothpaste for Dinner&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3650162561</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3650162561</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 22:22:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(Via The Daily What)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhjmz2u3uS1qztrzoo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Via &lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/03/04/lost-sign-of-the-day-2/" target="_blank"&gt;The Daily What&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3639452055</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3639452055</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Esperanza Spalding - “Fall In”</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lWmypu1N8_4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Esperanza Spalding - “Fall In”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3293346376</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3293346376</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:03:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Crooked Still - “Half of What We Know”</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BcYhmOhf96g?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crooked Still - “Half of What We Know”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3211368369</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/3211368369</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 23:28:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfqpv715Ci1qztrzoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2976624945</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2976624945</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 11:01:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t You Eva Interrupt Me While I’m Reading a Book!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BuRuwR2JSXI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don’t You Eva Interrupt Me While I’m Reading a Book!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2947210352</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2947210352</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 17:58:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dueling cellists Stjepan Hauser and Luka Sulic cover Michael...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OlVbEclPj4c?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dueling cellists Stjepan Hauser and Luka Sulic cover Michael Jackson’s “&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4"&gt;Smooth Criminal&lt;/a&gt;“.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2857560163</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2857560163</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:38:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Calvin and Hobbes’ Fight Club</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jDOA25y6d98?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Calvin and Hobbes’ Fight Club&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2714509605</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2714509605</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 11:45:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Walk on the Wild Side</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="240" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YHjK33RchEE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Walk on the Wild Side&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2337129714</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2337129714</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 10:47:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Rudolph (You Don’t Have To Put On The Red Light)
</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5N4EFVgtB0Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;
&lt;h1 id="watch-headline-title"&gt;&lt;span title="Rudolph (You Don't Have To Put On The Red Light)" dir="ltr" id="eow-title"&gt;Rudolph (You Don’t Have To Put On The Red Light)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2133272276</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2133272276</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 11:03:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Flash Mob Gone Wrong</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="240" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RyMdOT8YJgY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Flash Mob Gone Wrong&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2093644546</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/2093644546</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 14:34:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting</title><description>&lt;p&gt;In honor of the Marine&amp;#8217;s 235th Birthday, here&amp;#8217;s an old Corps favorite on how to act in a gunfight: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;4. If your shooting stance is good, you&amp;#8217;re probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on &amp;#8220;pucker factor&amp;#8221; than the inherent accuracy of the gun.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;!-- more --&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;12. Have a plan.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won&amp;#8217;t work.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;16. Don&amp;#8217;t drop your guard.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;19. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a &amp;#8220;4.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Navy Rules for Gun fighting:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;1. Go to Sea&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;2. Send the Marines&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="p1"&gt;3. Drink Coffee&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/1531847334</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/1531847334</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 00:59:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>M. Ward – Chinese Translation</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="240" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ToEPFDIzhNA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;M. Ward – Chinese Translation&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/1090691050</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/1090691050</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:53:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Via: Twaggies</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7mc7smjED1qztrzoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Via: &lt;a href="http://twaggies.com/2010/08/no-089-howtogeek/" target="_blank"&gt;Twaggies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/999157904</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/999157904</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:47:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Charlatan, Martyr, Hustler
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6tddhbnKt1qztrzoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="http://joeyroth.com/poster/" target="_blank"&gt;Charlatan, Martyr, Hustler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/920459782</link><guid>http://joecarter.tumblr.com/post/920459782</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 23:22:29 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

